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Thursday, December 21, 2006

Black People who Have Embarraased Black America

Black People Who Have Embarrased Black America

I got this off of another blog. I thought you all would enjoy this! I don't necessarily agree with each person on the list but I do agree with about 90% Enjoy!!!

Flavor Flav and all the women that have ever appeared on the Flavor of Love (especially New York) - no explanation needed!

Clarence Thomas- for having the audacity to vote against affirmative action and then declare that he will one day be greater than the late great Thurgood Marshall

Condoleeza Rice- for shopping for Ferragamo's on the day when people were dying due to Hurricane Katrina was enough by itself to get her placed on the list.

Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown- too many reasons to count

DC snipers- Black people are not serial killers

Marion Berry- too embarrassing for words

Kobe Bryant- for snitching on Shaq (it's one thing to be a rapist, but to be a snitch on top of that is just taking it too far)

Rae Carruth- for having the audacity to hide his black ass in the trunk of a car in Nashville after having his baby mother killed

Terrell Owens- speechless. totally speechless

OJ Simpson- well, the Bronco ride by itself was enough to make the list

R. Kelly - pissing on little girls and having the audacity to record it

Puffy/P-Diddy - cooning and shining and denying he's gay (DANG!) (and still keeps stringing Kim Porter along)

The sister that cut the baby out of the pregnant woman and killed her other children by placing them in the washing machine and dryer

Armstrong Williams- for being on the GOP's payroll to praise No Child Left Behind when all it is doing is leaving children behind

Mike Tyson- biting Evander's ear was enough to land him on this list

50 Cent- thinking he has enough clout to hate on Oprah. And for just being a punk and crying when someone associates with someone he doesn't like.

Wendy Williams- for always looking a Hot Ass Mess, and having the nerve to talk about other people

Dennis Rodman- too easy…..

Diana Ross- for getting a DUI. But she got points for continuing to be a diva during it!

The entire cast of Soul Plane- self explanatory

James Brown- beating his wife and that infamous mug shot

Jesse Jackson - for the love child

Bishop Don "Magic" Juan - for portraying every stereotype that white people believe to be true about black people

Snoop Dog - for having those sisters on leashes at the MTV Music Awards and introducing the world to Bishop Don "Magic" Juan (and let's not even mention Girls Gone Wild)

Michael Jackson - for his many, many, many, many, many, many, many plastic sugeries

Bob Johnson - for selling BET to the Man

The entire BET station and staff members - for giving us Un-Cut and for taking away BET news

Nelly - for the Tip Drill video

The Ms. Peachez videos - cooning and shining at its finest (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGrqW3nx5HM)

Terry McMillan - for going on the Oprah Show acting like she didn't know her husband was gay before she married him and then being in the hot tub with him after she talked about him so bad

Al Sharpton - for rocking a perm in the '06 and having the audacity to run for President while looking like a pimp

Ike Turner for beating the shit out of Tina and dragging her ass through the house and locking her in the bedroom.

Tina Knowles - for giving us House of Dereon

Karrine "Superhead" Steffans - for being the Black Monica Lewinsky

Omarosa - she gave intelligent Black sisters a bad name

The Source and the Vibe Awards - for all of its MESS!

All the Black wannabe models on America's Next Top Model that come on the show with a straight up attitude (see this season: Monique)

Coral from the Real World/ Road Rules challenge always having to come on the shows portraying the angry Black woman

Ron Isley for tax evasion and stealing from his decease brother's estate

Wesley Snipes for tax evasion

I am sure there are more that people can add to the list. I got a nice laugh when I first saw the list. I hope this was enough to put a smile on your face during this holiday season. I want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas. I am heading home for the next week. I will update one more time before my trip to Maryland/DC for New Years!!!

I am America's Nightmare...

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